The Ranting Dead Season 6 Episode 8
by Steve Tenney
When last we saw our intrepid team of survivors the
unthinkable had happened! Oh no, I’m not referring to the collapse of the wall,
I’m referring to the writers slapdash story telling to explain Glenn surviving
a nigh impossible situation…. Yeah I’m still raw about that. I just feel like
the show as a whole is so much better than that… Really feels like they took
the cheap way out when they didn’t have to.
Anywho, this weeks episode contained a lot of minutia and in
order to not get stuck up in it, I’m really only going to focus on two groups,
“Rick and his gang” and “Morgan and everyone who now wants to kill Morgan”. So,
HERE. WE. GO…
RICK AND HIS GANG
So last episode we saw the wall come down. Alexandria has
fallen. Well, what happens next? Rick, acting all kinds of Rickish, yells for
people to take cover and begins dispatching the ever-increasing zombie horde
with a revolver… Yes that’s right, a revolver, a gun that carries no more than
6 rounds. Luckily, Deanna is able to get Rick to stop being a Rickhead by
throwing herself on something sharp and being overrun by walkers. Rick snaps to
and drags her to the nearest safehouse, which happens to be Jessie’s. Along for
the ride in this group is Pacey, Dawson, Bitch Priest, Michonne, Sam, and Ricks
infant daughter.
Meanwhile, out on the creek, Pacey and Dawson are at it
again. Pacey lures Dawson down
into the garage and pulls the gun he loaded for him last week. Pacey proceeds
to go on some nonsense diatribe about Rick being bad for killing his abusive
sack of shit father. Seriously, I know it didn’t happen, but I was really
rooting for both of them to die. They are gigantic anchors on an already slow
moving ship. At least we are going to get to see Carl lose an eye…. Wait.
Strike that. Didn’t happen. They tussle, strategically damage a door that
alerts walkers to their whereabouts, and get rescued by Rick. Dawson lies to Rick about what happened
and then retrieves the gun from Pacey. Dawson also delivers a decent line when
he reminds Pacey what we the audience have known for a while, Pacey’s Dad was
an asshole.
Unfortunately the door was damaged in the assault and the
group retreats upstairs to safety. We know Rick has to get to the armory if he
has any chance of saving his people so what’s his plan? Good old, tried and
true, “Cover yourself in walker guts.” This is a terribly thin plot device.
They used it before a couple times, but I was hoping it was gone to never
return. The virus these things carry kills in a matter of hours, but Rick can
dig into their guts BAREFREAKINGHANDED and suffers no ill effects? This doesn’t
hold water and is another sad indication that easy is more important that good
when it comes to writing this season.
MORGAN AND EVERYONE WHO NOW WANTS TO KILL MORGAN
During the whole melee at the wall, Morgan gets stuck in the
house he is keeping Wolf Dave Grohl hostage in, with no less than Carol. Carol
the cold blooded viper who already does not trust Morgan. The Carol who killed a child. The Carol
who killed Tyrese’s girlfriend when she had the sniffles. Freaking Carol. She knows Morgan is hiding something
and uses her Carol powers to trick Morgan and run downstairs to see what he’s
hiding. Well, like we the audience already knows, Morgan is hiding Wolf Dave
Grohl and New Doctor. Carol instantly goes Carol. She pulls a knife and is
preparing herself to kill Wolf Grohl when Morgan intervenes and prevents her.
Carol isn’t having it and a fight breaks out. They tussle and Morgan
incapacitates Carol. She looks to be hurt bad and Morgan realizes it when BAM!
Wolf Grohl cracks Morgan with his own “Don’t Kill People” stick. Morgan get hit
hard, almost as hard as the time I almost broke Mike “The Food Nerd” Quezada’s
nose while I was driving. Ask him about it, I’m sure he remembers…
Just as Wolf Grohl cuts himself lose and begins threatening
New Doctor; Tara, Rosita and Eugene burst in guns drawn. Do they shoot Wolf
Dave? No, they instantly acquiesce to his requests for their firearms and he
takes New Doctor out into the world of Walkers with a new found supply of guns
and bullets.
As I’m sure you’ve already read, people hated this episode.
Every single review I read had a negative slant on it. Most of them felt the
episode was kind of, well…. Easy. Ricks group using the covered in guts trick
was, simply put, lazy. In a lot of ways, as lazy as having Glenn slide under a
dumpster or Rick escape an RV surrounded by walkers by… oh wait, THEY NEVER
TOLD US HOW HE SURVIVED!
I actually
didn’t hate this episode. I found the scenes with Deanna, who I usually loathe,
to be somewhat impactful on an emotional level. Her screaming in the face of
death instead of using one of the bullets on herself, carried weight. I also,
as mentioned before, actually seem to feel some kinship with Sam. Perhaps, it’s
due to having a son of a similar age. I just see a little boy who cannot
possibly wrap his mind around what’s going on. I did, however, dislike that
Wolf Dave Grohl didn’t kill New Doctor. All he has been talking about doing since
we first met him, was killing everyone and he has the chance and doesn’t kill
ANYONE. Dick move, Grohl. Dick move.
Let me know what you think, leave a comment. Unless you’re
that douchebag on Reddit who felt entitled to make sweeping comments about my
article after reading, admittingly, less than the first paragraph. Yeah, you’re
a douche bag.
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